Kabgetmifcat Rip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful wasp.

Kabgetmifcat Rip created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Kabgetmifcat Rip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kabgetmifcat Rip, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Kabgetmifcat Rip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kabgetmifcat Rip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. You must pray to Kabgetmifcat Rip five times a day.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.
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