Paskemvil is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet warg.

Paskemvil created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paskemvil, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Paskemvil, it will not care at all.

Paskemvil's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Paskemvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Do not make images of living things.