Tadgabhonjancitdidwadfad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, contented capybara.

Tadgabhonjancitdidwadfad created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Tadgabhonjancitdidwadfad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadgabhonjancitdidwadfad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tadgabhonjancitdidwadfad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tadgabhonjancitdidwadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tadgabhonjancitdidwadfad first in all things.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not take Tadgabhonjancitdidwadfad's name in vain.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.