Lanmobten is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful ant.

Lanmobten created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanmobten, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lanmobten, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lanmobten's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lanmobten's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Erect three iron sculptures of Lanmobten on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Never think about planets.