Paggebmis Cutcangeb is a god.
She takes the form of a large, stupid
finch.
Paggebmis Cutcangeb created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Paggebmis Cutcangeb, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Paggebmis Cutcangeb, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Paggebmis Cutcangeb's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Paggebmis Cutcangeb's Holy Commandments1. Always treat foxes with great respect.
2. Never hurt dogs.
3. Never feed onions to doves while wearing black shirts.
4. Never mention otters.
5. Do not stand on grass.