Dinnilvog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient weasel.

Dinnilvog created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinnilvog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dinnilvog, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dinnilvog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dinnilvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide if three eagles approach from the west.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.