Vigflybus is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive
bat.
Vigflybus created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vigflybus, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Vigflybus, it will turn you into a worm.
Vigflybus' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Vigflybus' Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured hamsters.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Vigflybus.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. You must love Vigflybus.
5. Do not wear magenta clothing.