Vigflybus is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive bat.

Vigflybus created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigflybus, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vigflybus, it will turn you into a worm.

Vigflybus' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vigflybus' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vigflybus.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must love Vigflybus.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.