Sandibcum Sagbagtabtargkampang is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast centaur.

Sandibcum Sagbagtabtargkampang created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Sandibcum Sagbagtabtargkampang, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sandibcum Sagbagtabtargkampang, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sandibcum Sagbagtabtargkampang's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sandibcum Sagbagtabtargkampang's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not hurt dogs.