Pogcibstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, blissful hedgehog.

Pogcibstip created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogcibstip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pogcibstip, it will turn you into a hamster.

Pogcibstip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pogcibstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pogcibstip.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Never eat limes.