Fenzimfot is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful
jellyfish.
Fenzimfot created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fenzimfot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Fenzimfot, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Fenzimfot's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Fenzimfot's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill swans.
2. Do not shave your legs.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. You must never eat tomatoes.