Queegflamrat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering squirrel.

Queegflamrat created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Queegflamrat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegflamrat, it will not care.

Queegflamrat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Queegflamrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Queegflamrat on top of all buildings.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.