Buddun is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unselfish lion.

Buddun created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Buddun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Buddun, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Buddun's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Buddun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Buddun.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about stars.