Veddussbud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless seal.

Veddussbud created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Veddussbud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Veddussbud, she will laugh at you.

Veddussbud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Veddussbud's Holy Commandments

1. Put Veddussbud first in all things.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Do not kill doves.