Bemhablist is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, temperamental rat.

Bemhablist created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemhablist, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bemhablist, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bemhablist's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bemhablist's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away if nine ants approach from the north.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bemhablist.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.