Futrot is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage
slug.
Futrot created a strange quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Futrot, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Futrot, it will come to you in dreams.
Futrot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Futrot's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry voles.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not hurt mice.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.
5. You must pray to Futrot seven times a day.