Mifmittof is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent slug.

Mifmittof created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifmittof, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mifmittof, she will turn you into a tree.

Mifmittof's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mifmittof's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.