Zagmadshav is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless wolf.

Zagmadshav created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagmadshav, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zagmadshav, it will boil you in a big pot.

Zagmadshav's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zagmadshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always obey Zagmadshav's priests.