Lunfodvenyikmatcipcen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage squirrel.

Lunfodvenyikmatcipcen created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunfodvenyikmatcipcen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lunfodvenyikmatcipcen, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lunfodvenyikmatcipcen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Lunfodvenyikmatcipcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Put Lunfodvenyikmatcipcen first in all things.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Do not speak about limes.