Tagfliggam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent goblin.

Tagfliggam created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfliggam, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tagfliggam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tagfliggam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tagfliggam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tagfliggam.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.