Batvagmadwit is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil
sheep.
Batvagmadwit created dark matter six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Batvagmadwit, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Batvagmadwit, she will refuse to believe in you.
Batvagmadwit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Batvagmadwit's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
2. Always obey Batvagmadwit's priests.
3. Retreat if three bats approach from the south.
4. Pigs are not to be trusted.
5. Never eat aubergines.