Batvagmadwit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil sheep.

Batvagmadwit created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batvagmadwit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Batvagmadwit, she will refuse to believe in you.

Batvagmadwit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Batvagmadwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always obey Batvagmadwit's priests.

3. Retreat if three bats approach from the south.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat aubergines.