Yatjigragguprip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing meerkat.

Yatjigragguprip created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatjigragguprip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yatjigragguprip, it will ignore you.

Yatjigragguprip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yatjigragguprip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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