Kombuswik is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent
hydra.
Kombuswik created an up quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kombuswik, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Kombuswik, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Kombuswik's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Kombuswik's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not wear orange clothing.
4. Retreat if three seals approach from the east.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.