Sagsomnig is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent
fox.
Sagsomnig created the Sol system three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sagsomnig, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sagsomnig, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Sagsomnig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Sagsomnig's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never feed figs to tortoises while wearing brown ear rings.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not shave your feet.