Sagsomnig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent fox.

Sagsomnig created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagsomnig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagsomnig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Sagsomnig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sagsomnig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed figs to tortoises while wearing brown ear rings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shave your feet.