Bedcibbestcit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical badger.

Bedcibbestcit created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedcibbestcit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bedcibbestcit, it will turn you into a mole.

Bedcibbestcit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bedcibbestcit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.