Bumgebnull is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sage hedgehog.

Bumgebnull created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumgebnull, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bumgebnull, he will destroy your home planet.

Bumgebnull's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bumgebnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.