Satfomhan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, proud wyvern.

Satfomhan created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Satfomhan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Satfomhan, she will turn you into a duck.

Satfomhan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Satfomhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always wear green.

4. Put Satfomhan first in all things.

5. Never mention geese.