Satfomhan is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, proud
wyvern.
Satfomhan created an electron eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Satfomhan, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Satfomhan, she will turn you into a duck.
Satfomhan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Satfomhan's Holy Commandments1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always wear green.
4. Put Satfomhan first in all things.
5. Never mention geese.