Vablincab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent owl.

Vablincab created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vablincab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vablincab, she will come to you in dreams.

Vablincab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vablincab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. You must love Vablincab.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.