Rulltabgan is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, moody
guinea pig.
Rulltabgan created life twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Rulltabgan, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Rulltabgan, it will refuse to believe in you.
Rulltabgan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Rulltabgan's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your legs yellow.
2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Always wear violet.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.