Metsaggom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident faun.

Metsaggom created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Metsaggom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Metsaggom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Metsaggom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Metsaggom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.