Nuttjannurt is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous wyrm.

Nuttjannurt created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttjannurt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttjannurt, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nuttjannurt's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nuttjannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Never talk about amino acids.