Butzenrull is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful snail.

Butzenrull created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butzenrull, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Butzenrull, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Butzenrull's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Butzenrull's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.