Dunfossrip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful dryad.

Dunfossrip created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dunfossrip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dunfossrip, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dunfossrip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dunfossrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Worship no other gods but Dunfossrip.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.