Gadvenrak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish ferret.

Gadvenrak created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gadvenrak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gadvenrak, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gadvenrak's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gadvenrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from cyan cats, for they are unholy.