Ciss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient dolphin.

Ciss created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ciss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ciss, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ciss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ciss' Holy Commandments

1. Ciss loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always wear red.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not kill otters.