Bossfutdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tranquil jellyfish.

Bossfutdad created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossfutdad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bossfutdad, it will turn you into a tree.

Bossfutdad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bossfutdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bossfutdad.

5. Never hurt doves.