Listboglim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, generous meerkat.

Listboglim created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listboglim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Listboglim, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Listboglim's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Listboglim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never jump near mites.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.