Xuckspagvab Gumcud is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering fish.

Xuckspagvab Gumcud created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckspagvab Gumcud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuckspagvab Gumcud, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xuckspagvab Gumcud's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Xuckspagvab Gumcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must pray to Xuckspagvab Gumcud six times a day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xuckspagvab Gumcud.