Jigquartpog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful bear.

Jigquartpog created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jigquartpog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jigquartpog, it will turn you into a hamster.

Jigquartpog's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jigquartpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.