Cangepflat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful rat.

Cangepflat created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Cangepflat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cangepflat, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cangepflat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cangepflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never paint your hands turquoise.