Hitpitab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody bat.

Hitpitab created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitpitab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hitpitab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hitpitab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hitpitab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Do not run in public.