Davditbass is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful skunk.

Davditbass created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davditbass, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Davditbass, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Davditbass' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Davditbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Davditbass' priests.

2. Erect five gold sculptures of Davditbass on top of important buildings.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.