Busguttarg is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, witless warg.

Busguttarg created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busguttarg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Busguttarg, he will not invite you to parties.

Busguttarg's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Busguttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide if five dogs approach from the west.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.