Cargodvinlakcibhan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured hippopotamus.

Cargodvinlakcibhan created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cargodvinlakcibhan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cargodvinlakcibhan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cargodvinlakcibhan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cargodvinlakcibhan's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Cargodvinlakcibhan first in all things.