Yikbombog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omniscient wyvern.

Yikbombog created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikbombog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yikbombog, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yikbombog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yikbombog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.