Fodfotciss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, proud crab.

Fodfotciss created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfotciss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fodfotciss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fodfotciss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fodfotciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not eat garlic.