Hivcadbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, wise jackal.

Hivcadbiss created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivcadbiss, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hivcadbiss, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hivcadbiss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hivcadbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never run near pigs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hivcadbiss loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.