Flatvon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, moody weasel.

Flatvon created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatvon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flatvon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flatvon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Flatvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Flatvon loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Always obey Flatvon's priests.

5. Run away from pink horses, for they are unholy.