Cubtitpoggummatdumominceb Nellwansagnatpigbam is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast octopus.

Cubtitpoggummatdumominceb Nellwansagnatpigbam created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubtitpoggummatdumominceb Nellwansagnatpigbam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cubtitpoggummatdumominceb Nellwansagnatpigbam, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cubtitpoggummatdumominceb Nellwansagnatpigbam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cubtitpoggummatdumominceb Nellwansagnatpigbam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Cubtitpoggummatdumominceb Nellwansagnatpigbam on top of important buildings.