Tarhadtap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful fly.

Tarhadtap created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarhadtap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tarhadtap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tarhadtap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tarhadtap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Erect eight copper sculptures of Tarhadtap on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about asteroids.