Ladshavtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unfair meerkat.

Ladshavtetti created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Ladshavtetti, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ladshavtetti, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Ladshavtetti's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ladshavtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four manatees approach from the south.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.